currently:
- Me: Just sittin' on the couch on my laptop enjoying some white cheddar popcorn and reading the news
- My brain: Hey, I'm gonna randomly bring up a really shitty memory about this guy you used to date.
- Me: Whyyyyyyyy.
(Source: yupitssavannah)
Partial lunar eclipse to kick off month of great skywatching
Skywatchers in North and South America, Australia and eastern regions of Asia will be treated to a partial lunar eclipse on June 4 around 7:00 a.m. EDT.
(via itsfullofstars)
someone come feed me midol and chocolate. i think i’m gonna die.
- Tegan: Hey I just met you
- Tegan: And this is crazy
- Tegan: But I WAS NINETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
- Tegan: CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- Tegan: Maybe.
i’m a cross between hedy lamarr and bette davis, i think.
also, if you have perfect eyebrows i automatically adore. it’s a thing i have.
(Source: rootslikethetrees)
why you don’t drink red wine in bed.
because when you spill it all over your pillows it REALLY SUCKS and then you have to do laundry at 10 at night.
